Archive for October 16th, 2008
Madonna gave her first concert performance last night since announcing her divorce. The “Sticky & Sweet” tour continued in Boston where PythonArms DeathFace took a crack at her soon-to-be ex-husband Guy Ritchie. NY Daily News reports:
Her Madgesty dedicated the song “Miles Away,” about a couple that grows apart, to the “emotionally retarded” in a not-so-subtle jab at her soon to be ex-husband Guy Ritchie on Wednesday night in Boston.
“This song is for the emotionally retarded,” Madonna announced to the 20,000-plus crowd at the latest stop on her “Sticky and Sweet” tour. “Maybe you know some people who fall into that category. God knows I do.”
I take offense to this. As someone with “emotional Tourette’s” I can’t help but think “Fuck. SHIT. Damn. My father never hugged me.”
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October 16th, 2008
Jennifer Aniston’s friends, particularly Courtney Cox, aren’t thrilled that she’s rekindled her relationship with John Mayer which is definitely a “go.” The two were spotted just yesterday leaving the Sunset Tower hotel together. The Chicago Sun-Times reports:
Their concern is focused on Mayer’s eternally roaming eye for hot women.
“Jen’s friends are just worried that she will again be hurt by John. … Granted, this isn’t as serious as what happened with Brad [Pitt], but it’s a shame she’s attracted to a guy you know is not around for the long haul,” said an Aniston pal, convinced Mayer “will have moved on to someone else by Christmas.”
Maybe John Mayer’s always bailing because he’s constantly compared to Brad Pitt. Did anyone think of that? He’s a tough act to follow: “Hey, Guitar Boy, why aren’t you dashingly handsome all the time?” Or “Hey, Quasimodo, can you make your face stop doing that?” Then there’s the worst one: “I didn’t say take off your mask! Now press play on Legends of the Fall and get back to work. And, remember, Brad-like thrusts like that video I showed you.”
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October 16th, 2008
Good news; Miley Cyrus has finished her autobiography! Yes, we’ve reached a point where a 15-year-old Disney puppet feels entitled to publish her life story. Hey, she deserves it. We all do. Because we suck. The Sun reports:
The book deals with Miley’s upbringing as daughter of country singer Billy Ray Cyrus and reveal[s] how her solid relationship with her family, especially her mother Leticia, helps her navigate the spotlight.
Miley, who is currently filming Hannah Montana: The Movie said: “I’m not sure when it’s going to come out.
It’s finished but you’ve got a long process of editing and all that kind of stuff, so it takes a while.”
“Editing and all that kind of stuff.” Outstanding. This ought to be a real page-turner:
It was the biggest dilemma I ever faced in my life: Should I buy the life-size gold-plated pony, or the Corvette that runs on gumdrops? I hadn’t been this torn since my Teen Cosmo cover shoot, when I wanted to wear pale pink lipstick on my nipples, but Dad kept pushing for magenta because it “brings out those purty eyes of yer’n.” In the end, we compromised and settled on lavender. Because that’s what being part of a family is about: compromise.
Hopefully school administrators are preparing for a change in their curricula, because once this thing hits the shelves, Anne Frank: The Diary of a Young Girl won’t even be suitable for ass wipe.
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October 16th, 2008
