Archive for October 18th, 2008
Elizabeth Hurley rocked the monster cleavage last night at a breast cancer awareness event in London because apparently she’s a giant bitch. I mean, Jesus. That’s like showing up pantsless to Lance Armstrong’s house and making your testicles sing “One” by Three Dog Night. Sure, it’s adorable at first, but it’ll only end with you getting dragged behind his bike until you link his charity on your site. On that note, LIVE STRONG, everybody!Video for “One” after the jump because why not?
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October 18th, 2008
It’s official: Sarah Palin is doing Saturday Night Live. The McCain campaign confirmed the Alaska Governor will make a guest appearance on this weekend’s show with host Josh Brolin. For the past few weeks, Tina Fey has been doing an uncanny impersonation of Sarah Palin which the governor was taking in stride but might not be digging so much these days a gee golly don’tcha know. People reports:
It was hard to tell whether the Palins are still laughing along with Fey. When a reporter noted that Fey plays the vice presidential candidate as bubble-headed, Sarah retorted: “That’s funny, I kind of play her bubble-headed, too, when I imitate her.”
Chimes in husband Todd Palin about his wife: “She’s been impersonating Tina Fey longer than Tina Fey’s been doing Sarah Palin.”
Oh my god, a husband and wife comedy team. Hilarious! *puts gun in mouth*NOTE: Here’s the link for the Sarah Palin Oval Office in case you guys haven’t seen it yet. Try not to walk around saying “Mav’rick” for the rest of the day. I dare ya.
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October 18th, 2008
Christina Aguilera and her husband Jordan Bratman took the big guns out for dinner at L’Atelier de Joel Robuchon restaurant in London last night. I love how Jordan’s wearing his little tux. Goddamn adorable.JORDAN: PEW PEW PEW! I just shot that guy with my cufflink darts.CHRISTINA: That’s nice, dear.JORDAN: I can do that because I’m Commander James Bond, and my double “O” status with the British Secret Service allows me to kill at my discretio - why are you rubbing that waiter’s face in your breasts?CHRISTINA: Who made sure you didn’t die a virgin?JORDAN: Fair enough. Oh no, my salad’s working for the KGB. PEW PEW PEW!
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October 18th, 2008
