Archive for October 21st, 2008
Tina Fey has been thrust into the political spotlight this election year ever since John McCain picked her Alaskan doppelganger Sarah Palin to be his running mate. Initially, Tina didn’t see the resemblance but now wishes the two looked more alike, according to the latest issue of TV Guide:
“When I first saw her, I didn’t think we looked alike at all. Then during the convention, I started to think, ‘Ok, maybe a little.’
“I’ll tell you, that lady is five times better-looking than I am. She’s 44? She’s got none of that droopy s–t. She’s keeping it tight!”
And that’s an endorsement. Quick, somebody slap that shit on a bumper sticker: “Sarah Palin: 1 out of 1 liberal comedians that look like her agree: ‘She’s tight like prom night.’ McCain/Palin ‘08. AWWW YEAH!“
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October 21st, 2008
This is a shot of Lindsay Lohan with Samantha Ronson who DJ’ed a charity event in Washington D.C. over the weekend. So to the people who thought “When did Hayden Christensen go on a month-long coke binge?”: Close, but no cigar/post-op wiener.
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October 21st, 2008
Forget withdrawing our troops from Iraq, there’s a much more important evacuation plan underway. Showbiz Spy reports:
Paris Hilton is planning a permanent move to London.
The hotel heiress is currently in the British capital filming her new TV show Paris Hilton’s My New BBF (British Best Friend). And she is ready to leave Hollywood for good and settle down in the UK.
She told friends, “I love it here, I am going to move here permanently. I have already been here for one month and am much, much happier here.
“I love guys with English accents. I have met a really cute English guy, but it’s early days.”
The only question is whether pushing Paris Hilton onto another country constitutes an act of biological warfare. But that’s really a minor concern. If she makes good on this, I pledge to donate a kidney to an organ-transplant facility. Not my own, mind you—probably one from the homeless guy who’s always passed out in my doorway. Hey, it’s not like she’s taking Heidi Montag with her.
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October 21st, 2008
