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These are shots of Jessica Biel looking chesty at the 3rd Annual Rome International Film Festival, and it’s been so long since she’s been on this site, it’s practically a crime. In fact, the last time I posted about Jessica, a pterodactyl ate my brother. I honored him by clubbing his wife over the head then eating a rock.R.I.P., Krog.(P.S. In the afterlife, you might find out our mom was a woolly mammoth. I probably should’ve said something.)

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