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You know how Tara Reid’s stomach looks like it’s made of Silly Putty that’s been viciously stretched by a psychotic child? You know whose fault that is? The medically licensed butcher who operated on her? Uh-uh; it’s the media. People magazine reports:

Tara Reid has a message for anyone wishing to criticize her body: Enough already!
After unflattering bikini shots of her surfaced last week, Reid faced a barrage of Internet attacks aimed at her post-surgery figure. “I’ve been a media target for years now,” the actress, 33, tells PEOPLE. “It does hurt my feelings, but what can I do? I have to move on.”

That’s right; Tara Reid is a media target. Anyone who read the New York Times‘ Page One story, “Gov’t Says Tara Reid Hiding WMD in the Hollows In Her Fucked-Up Ass Cheeks” knows that. And just yesterday, Sean Hannity was demanding to know the full extent of the relationship between Tara Reid’s stomach and William Ayers. It’s all been a fiendish plot to sabotage her acting career and destroy any chance she has of winning an Oscar. Damn you, fourth estate!

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