Archive for October, 2008
These are shots of Jessica Biel looking chesty at the 3rd Annual Rome International Film Festival, and it’s been so long since she’s been on this site, it’s practically a crime. In fact, the last time I posted about Jessica, a pterodactyl ate my brother. I honored him by clubbing his wife over the head then eating a rock.R.I.P., Krog.(P.S. In the afterlife, you might find out our mom was a woolly mammoth. I probably should’ve said something.)
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October 29th, 2008
Angelina Jolie went stealth last night and made a surprise appearance at the Hollywood Film Fest to present Clint Eastwood with the Director of the Year award. The crowd literally gasped when Angelina took the stage. She then bolted immediately afterward like some sort of sexy ninja award-giver. Us Magazine reports:
“There are some people in the business who are icons, and we often wonder if when we meet them, they will live up to what we imagined them to be,” she said while presenting the award. “And Clint Eastwood in person is better.”
She continued: “Clint is what every great director should be. He is a great leader, and I certainly would follow him anywhere.”
Eastwood, 78, poured the praise on Jolie as well.
“Working with someone like Angelina Jolie is a great privilege, because I get to look at that gorgeous beauty every day,” he said. “But she’s also a great talent.”
If Angelina Jolie ditched Brad Pitt to have Clint Eastwood’s geriatric babies, seriously, would you be surprised? I mean, she married Billy Bob Thornton, so it’s anybody’s ball game. You could tell me she got knocked up by Carrot Top, and it’d sound about right.
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October 28th, 2008
Christina Aguilera recently rocked Abu Dhabi by showing her stunning post-baby body in a series of show all outfits for her fans in UAE.
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October 28th, 2008
Nicole Richie looked uncharacteristically hot (for her) at the Carnival of Hope gala over the weekend. I say uncharacteristically because she usually looks like Gollum with tits. How she pulled off this miraculous transformation is beyond me, but I’ve got top scientists over at NASA looking into it.UPDATE: Got a reply!
TO: The Superficial
SUBJECT: Re: URGENT: Nicole Richie gave me a boner, please advisePerhaps I wasn’t clear in our last correspondence, so let me simplify the terms:We make rockets go “BOOM” so Joe the Spaceman can fly to the moon.I really don’t know how to make that anymore understandable without the use of puppets, so for the last time, stop e-mailing us.That said, the bitch stopped doing H.Peace out,Dr. Scott Brooks,NASAP.S. QUIT POSTING ABOUT HEIDI & SPENCER!
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October 27th, 2008
Could Traci Bingham be anymore trashy?I so went there.NOTE: Photos are quasi-NSFW depending on your boss’ eyesight. But just in case:NO NIPPLES HERE! JUST INSANE LEVELS OF PRODUCTIVITY AND NOT TRACI BINGHAM’S HUGE AREOLAS! ABSOLUTELY NO SLIGHTLY VISIBLE NIPPLES THAT REMIND ME OF YOUR WIFE’S LUSCIOUS BREASTS FROM LAST YEAR’S CHRISTMAS PARTY! THOSE ARE NOT ON THE SCREEN I’M ABOUT TO MINIMIZE BECAUSE I SAW YOU LOOKING! I HAVE KIDS!(You’re welcome.)
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October 27th, 2008
AnnaLynne McCord, star of the CW’s 90210 reboot, hosted the 5th Anniversary of Christian Audiger The Nightclub on Saturday. I’ve been reticent about this show since it premiered, but I gotta ask, was a new 90210 really necessary? I can think of several things I’d need before it would appear remotely interesting:1. Alzheimer’s.2. My Xbox broke and all the porn on the Internet was deleted.3. Nuclear holocaust.4. Alcohol poisoning5. The remote’s on the coffee table waaay over there, and I realized it’s impossible to swallow my own tongue.And even then…
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October 27th, 2008
Jennifer Hudson is offering a $100,000 reward for the safe return of her 7-year-old nephew Julian King. He’s been missing since the fatal shooting on Friday of Jennifer Hudson’s mother and brother. The AP reports:
In a statement Sunday evening from publicist Lisa Kasteler, Jennifer Hudson appealed to the public for its help, offering the reward and asking that any information be given to Chicago police.
“Jennifer and her family appreciate the enormous amount of love, support and prayers they have received while she and her family try to cope with this tragedy and continue the search for Julian,” the statement said.
Chicago police ramped up search efforts for Julian around the Englewood neighborhood, where Hudson grew up, and transferred custody of a “person of interest” in the killings to state authorities.
“Detectives are working 24 hours on this case,” said Chicago police spokeswoman Monique Bond. “There’s a lot of forensic evidence. We have to work the evidence and try and solve this case. Most importantly, we want to find the child.”
Attached are the latest pics of Julian and what he was last seen wearing before he went missing. Authorities believe he’s been taken across state lines, but the murder suspect in custody, William Balfour, is refusing to cooperate with law enforcement. The FBI is now involved with the investigation.Julian King’s Amber Alert.
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October 26th, 2008
Presidential candidate Barack Obama offered his condolences to his fellow Chicagoan Jennifer Hudson who he had personally selected to sing the National Anthem at the Democratic National Convention in August. The actress/singer’s mother and brother were shot to death in their home while her 7-year-old nephew Julian King was kidnapped. He is still missing. E! News reports:
“Michelle and I were absolutely heartbroken to learn about this unimaginable tragedy, and we want Jennifer and to know that she is in our thoughts and prayers during this very difficult time. We also pray for the swift and safe return of her young nephew.”
The FBI has joined the search for Julian as authorities believe he’s been taken across state lines. His mother, Jennifer Hudson’s sister Julia who was believed to be missing as well, gave a press conference last night pleading for the return of her son:
“I know he’s out there. Just let him go,” Julia Hudson pleaded from the podium of the Pleasant Gift Missionary Baptist Church. The boy’s father, Greg King, stood by her side during the emotional address.
“My greatest fear has already happened,” she continued. “My greatest hope is finding my child.”
Again, the link for Julian King’s Amber Alert.The Superficial continues to hope for his safe return.
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October 26th, 2008
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