Archive for November 1st, 2008
I pretty much assumed Holly Madison dating Criss Angel was some sort of cruel tabloid joke to make me think there isn’t a God. Turns out it wasn’t. The two attended the grand opening last night of Criss’ Cirque Du Soleil show Believe where the magical douchebag extraordinaire had nothing but praise for Holly, according to People:
“This is one of the most special evenings for me in my life and I can not think of a more beautiful person, a more special person, inside and out, than Holly to spend it with.”
When asked how he and Madison got together, he replied, “I got lucky. I didn’t have a date and so she said, ‘I’ll come’. She makes me look good.”
He then added: “Even better, I don’t have to pay those ridiculous Playboy prices anymore. I mean, Jesus, it’s not like their vaginas lay gold bricks. Love ya, honey.”
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November 1st, 2008
CROOK: I ain’t talkin’.COP #1: Oh, you’ll talk. You’re going under the lamp with Officer Sasquatch.CROOK: Yeah? He don’t sound so tough.COP #1: First off, it’s a “she,” and Officer Sasquatch will rip your arms fight off if you don’t sing like a canary. She’s a cop who doesn’t play by the rules. A loose cannon. But, dammit, she gets the job -COP #2: Sir, Officer Sasquatch isn’t here.COP #1: Where is she?COP #2: Broke into another butcher shop.COP #1: Oh, Sassy. Always thinkin’ with your stomach.EVERYONE: A HA HA HA!CROOK: Did you say rip my arms off?NOTE: Added pics of “Flapper Kim” with Khloe at the Pur Halloween bash. It’s the one day out of the year Kim can wear a girdle without criticism – until it snaps and kills an innocent bystander. True story.
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November 1st, 2008
Here it is, folks. Britney Spears’ album cover for Circus in all its airbrushed/Wait is that Heather Locklear? glory. As if the Internet wasn’t a flutter enough, Britney’s also released the full track listing – plus bonus song! HOLY SHIT BALLS! I’m practically speechless right now. Fortunately, “Super Fan” on the Britney Spears.com message board has left a comment that echoes exactly how I feel:
Ooooo…..MMMMMM…….GGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!…….
Brit ?~~~ Your Cover is Amazing!!!
I Love You So Much!!~~~????
Come To Taiwan, Please………….
Come to Taiwan, Please Come to Taiwan, Please Come to Taiwan, Please
Come to Taiwan, Please Come to Taiwan, Please Come to Taiwan, Please
Come to Taiwan, Please Come to Taiwan, Please Come to Taiwan, Please
I Need You!!~~~~~~~??
Yeah, all that stuff. (Minus the 110% chance that a trip to Taiwan will end in Britney Spears being made into a coat.)
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November 1st, 2008
