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CROOK: I ain’t talkin’.COP #1: Oh, you’ll talk. You’re going under the lamp with Officer Sasquatch.CROOK: Yeah? He don’t sound so tough.COP #1: First off, it’s a “she,” and Officer Sasquatch will rip your arms fight off if you don’t sing like a canary. She’s a cop who doesn’t play by the rules. A loose cannon. But, dammit, she gets the job -COP #2: Sir, Officer Sasquatch isn’t here.COP #1: Where is she?COP #2: Broke into another butcher shop.COP #1: Oh, Sassy. Always thinkin’ with your stomach.EVERYONE: A HA HA HA!CROOK: Did you say rip my arms off?NOTE: Added pics of “Flapper Kim” with Khloe at the Pur Halloween bash. It’s the one day out of the year Kim can wear a girdle without criticism – until it snaps and kills an innocent bystander. True story.

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