
I pretty much pulled the plug on celebrity Halloween pics yesterday but couldn’t resist this set of Ice-T and his wife Coco at Club Plumm Friday night. Mostly because they’re recreating the timeless love scene where Black Punisher bangs Slutty Catwoman from behind – while yanking her tail in public. God, I love Shakespeare.
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November 2nd, 2008

Here’s the last round of celebrity Halloween pics before I go insane and start hitting myself in the nuts with a Jack-O-Lantern. Dig in:1. Carmen Electra as “Sexy Theater Candy Girl.” I’m diabetic, you heartless bitch! Just kidding. Got any Jujubes?2. Tila Tequila as “Asian Leprechaun Stripper Girl Who Really Wants You to Believe She’s Bi-Sexual.” Wait…3. Aubrey O’Day as “The Little Mermaid after Her Freshman Year at College.” But, mom, the boys at the frat house said it was light beer.4. And, finally, Kirsten Dunst as “A Super Stoned Version of Herself in Five Years.” Looking forward to the next Spider-man movie where Mary Jane (!) sits around watching Family Guy reruns all day. Web-tastic!
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November 2nd, 2008

I know what you’re thinking: “He said no more Halloween costumes! But I still want to massage his steel abs with my face.” It’s cool. This is actually Paris Hilton’s idea of casual attire while she went shopping last night at Trashy Lingerie in Hollywood. Somebody obviously made her eat a hamburger because she looks significantly better than the pics from Thursday outside her London hotel. Or she’s simply not having a flare-up. I’m not a doctor.
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November 2nd, 2008