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Gossip: Kim Kardashian surprisingly confident about squeezing into a voting booth

Kim Kardashian voted yesterday in Beverly Hills and performed her patriotic duty by combining ample cleavage and democracy. Your country salutes you, Kim! In the meantime, she really let Barack Obama down by not writing “Obama ‘08: The Change We Need! (Note: Got Lots More Room For Words Just Sayin’)” across her ass. When you support a candidate, you should use every weapon in your arsenal to spread the word. Just like Heidi Montag should’ve ran around topless with “McCain/Palin” across her plastic rack. That’s just common courtesy, folks.

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Celeb News: Barack Obama is the President of the United States

Ladies and Gentleman, Barack H. Obama: The nation’s first African-American president!An historic moment that none of us will ever forget.The Superficial will return to its regularly scheduled chicanery tomorrow. But goddamn what a night.EDIT: Just hell fucking yeah! I’m sorry, but this is a day a lot of people never thought they’d see. I might be a guy who cracks jokes about his penis and loves breasts more than life itself, but what a monumental moment for America. Just incredible. You may now fire away at my political views because, shit, that’s just another reason this country is awesome. Freedom of speech. G’night, guys!