Britney Spears’ conversatorship was made permanent recently to absolutely no one’s surprise – including Britney. Turns out she knows she’s a bowl of nuts and is still having “episodes,” according to Star:
“Everyone who knows Brit isn’t surprised that this happened,” a source tells Star. “Thankfully, she seems well enough to know she still needs help.” So what’s troubling her? For one thing, her possessiveness with sons Preston, 3, and Jayden, 2. According to a family insider, Britney is making up excuses to be with them even when it’s inappropriate. For example, while working out at a dance studio last month, Britney called her ex Kevin Federline, demanding he bring the kids over immediately. Kevin said no, and Britney burst into tears, according to the insider.
Wow, that’s really sad. She must miss those kids a lot. Jesus, I actually feel sorry for Britney.UPDATE: Apparently, the phone call was to Domino’s and they wouldn’t deliver. *sniff* That’s a pain I know all too well. Damn you, cruel world!
Robert Pattinson, star of the chock full o’ brooding film Twilight, is your new heartthrob, ladies. Or at least that’s what the Tiger Beat on The Geekologie Writer’s desk told me. Anyway, I don’t really see the appeal of this guy. He looks baked out of his mind in every single shot. And to prove my point, check out how he signed his name on the hand imprint at Planet Hollywood in New York yesterday. What was the thought process here? ” Hmm, let’s see. Lots of letters in my name – better start in the middle. That makes sense. R… O… B… shit. Now would me a good time for my chicken fingers to arrive.”
Supermodel Heidi Klum does an insane amount of breast jiggling in this new commercial for Guitar Hero: World Tour edition. Basically, she’s in nothing but a bra and panties* reenacting Tom Cruise’s dance scene from Risky Business. My sources tell me Tom found Heidi’s rendition to be “yucky” – then instructed Katie Holmes to grow a mustache. I should state for the record my source is a ham sandwich, but he looks reliable.Thanks to Allison who makes Ms. Pac-Man look like a yellow gumball with a bow.*This is the part where you should stop reading and press “Play.” (Hint: It’s the arrow.)
Britney Spears’ conversatorship was made permanent recently to absolutely no one’s surprise – including Britney. Turns out she knows she’s a bowl of nuts and is still having “episodes,” according to Star:
