Archive for November 7th, 2008
Because she’s a big girl now, Hayden Panettiere got to stay up late and attend the Madonna concert last night. Of course, everyone knows you don’t go to a Madonna concert without looking super sexy. Unfortunately, in Hayden’s case, she ended up looking super FAIL. I think I speak for everybody when I say Hayden Panettiere should only be seen in her Heroes cheerleader outfit until she reaches the ripe old age of 102 like that other midget actor, what’s his face? Kevin Connolly.NOTE: For those of you remembering my days of unbridled lust for Hayden, you ever fall in love with somebody then wake up one day and realize “Hey, you’re nothing like I thought you were”? That’s sort of what’s going on here. And, also, with the pizza I ordered last night. Anyone know how to get mushroom stains off of sheets?
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November 7th, 2008
Apparently, it’s Hot Chicks Hawking Video Games Week on The Superficial. Thanks, looming holiday season! Today’s hot chick is rising British model Keeley Hazell who, according to Wikipedia, is “noted for her large, natural breasts (bra size 32E).” See, kids, learning is fun. On that note, If you’re curious as to what vehicle Keeley is posing next to, I have no frickin’ clue. Not really big into cars. (Read: My penis isn’t small. Ladies?)
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November 7th, 2008
The ‘A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Cure Parkinson’s’ benefit for the Michael J. Fox Foundation was held in New York last night, and Scarlett Johansson threw her weight behind the cause by showing off her cleavage. Good call. While there’s no scientific proof that Scarlett Johansson’s tits can cure Parkinson’s, it’s worth a shot. Medical science routinely vivisects monkeys in search of cures for diseases, and that doesn’t give me half the erection that these pictures do.EDIT: Added some more pics because, uh, dammit, we need a cure! Yeah, what I just said.
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November 7th, 2008
