Archive for November 12th, 2008
It can be tragic when a promising entertainer falls prey to the clutches of addiction. This totally isn’t one of those instances. Fox News reports:
Salma Hayek may soon need rehabilitation for an addiction.The actress, who gave birth to daughter Valentina in 2007, says she can’t stop breastfeeding.She said: “I’m like an alcoholic. It is like, I don’t care if I cry, I don’t care if I am fat, I am just going to do it for one more week, one more month, and then when I see how much good it is doing her and I can’t stop.”The 42-year-old also said breastfeeding does not helps mothers shed post-pregnancy weight.She told Style magazine: “The myth that says you lose all this weight when you breastfeed! That is so not true! It’s like, please, will everyone stop telling me I look really well.”
Hayek is lucky that she has a daughter, because if she had given birth to a boy, she’d understand the real meaning of breastfeeding addiction.SALMA: Dammit, let go! Enough already!SON: *slurp* No!SALMA: Really, this has to stop. You’re getting too old for this!SON: *glug* Nuh-uh! SALMA: Please, son; my nipples feel like they’ve been scoured with a Brillo pad. Besides, I don’t think this is making a positive impression on your college admissions officer. COLLEGE ADMISSIONS OFFICER: Me? No, I’m fine with it. SON: See? *gurgle* Just chill, Mom; you’re being really uncool right now.SALMA: Ay-yi-yi. I don’t know why I ever decided to have a ki—OWW! Could you at least shave your beard? The bristles are scratchy!SON: *smack* Can we talk about this later? I’m busy now…
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November 12th, 2008
Remember when Doogie Howser got his panties in a bunch about producers “stunt casting” Britney Spears on his sitcom How I Met Your Mother? He’s gotta be shitting his lab coat right about now. CBS has secured Kim Kardashian for a cameo along with two other asshats you might have heard of. People reports:
Kardashian, who was voted off of Dancing with the Stars Oct. 1, will be joining fellow reality stars (and her step-brother Brody Jenner’s former BFF) Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag in the episode, where they will be playing “magazine cover versions of themselves,” according to a show rep.
While I want to feel bad for Kim Kardashian being lumped in with Heidi and Spencer, I forget I have no soul and hope the set catches on fire. That said, this show has to be near cancellation because talk about stunt casting and a half. Christ, who’s next? The kid with Down syndrome from Life Goes On? Actually, I take that back. At least Corky has genuine acting talent whereas Heidi, Spencer and Kim have the social necessity of a gunshot wound.
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November 12th, 2008
Jennifer Aniston has finally broken the silence on Brad Pitt ditching her for Angelina Jolie. In the latest issue of Vogue, she tells Jonathan Van Meter what it was like hearing Angelina talk about nailing Brad Pitt on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith while he was still married:
She asks me if I ever saw a cartoon that appeared in the New York Post a couple of years ago that depicts Aniston talking on the phone in her kitchen. The bubble over her head says, HI ANGELINA…I DECIDED TO TAKE YOU UP ON YOUR OFFER OF A “SIT-DOWN TALK.”…In the drawing, Aniston is loading a shotgun, and there is a copy of Vogue sitting next to her. (The cartoon was inspired by an interview I did with Jolie for this magazine in January 2007 in which she said she would welcome the opportunity to “sit down” with Aniston.) Someone sent Aniston the cartoon (“the funniest thing I’ve ever seen,” she says), and afterward, she could not resist the urge to buy a copy of Vogue to see what the fuss was about. What really rankled Aniston about the piece was that Jolie felt the need to recount a detailed timeline of exactly how her relationship developed on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith, while Aniston was still married to and living with Pitt. “There was stuff printed there that was definitely from a time when I was unaware that it was happening,” says Aniston. “I felt those details were a little inappropriate to discuss.” Aniston, still galled, shakes her head in disbelief. “That stuff about how she couldn’t wait to get to work every day? That was really uncool.”
Jennifer Aniston said Angelina Jolie is “uncool.” OH SNAP! Cancel the prom. But, no, seriously, like most people I’ve been anxiously waiting to hear Jennifer’s take on the whole Angelina scenario. Sadly, it didn’t involve any of the words I had hoped such as “me,” “her,” “bare-knuckle boxing,” “breasts a flailin’,” “that guy who writes The Superficial,” “video camera,” “sexual jujitsu,” and “midget covered in steak sauce.” Eh, we play the hands we’re dealt I guess – which in Jennifer Aniston’s case is John Mayer. She should probably avoid casinos.
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November 12th, 2008
