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It can be tragic when a promising entertainer falls prey to the clutches of addiction. This totally isn’t one of those instances. Fox News reports:

Salma Hayek may soon need rehabilitation for an addiction.The actress, who gave birth to daughter Valentina in 2007, says she can’t stop breastfeeding.She said: “I’m like an alcoholic. It is like, I don’t care if I cry, I don’t care if I am fat, I am just going to do it for one more week, one more month, and then when I see how much good it is doing her and I can’t stop.”The 42-year-old also said breastfeeding does not helps mothers shed post-pregnancy weight.She told Style magazine: “The myth that says you lose all this weight when you breastfeed! That is so not true! It’s like, please, will everyone stop telling me I look really well.”

Hayek is lucky that she has a daughter, because if she had given birth to a boy, she’d understand the real meaning of breastfeeding addiction.SALMA: Dammit, let go! Enough already!SON: *slurp* No!SALMA: Really, this has to stop. You’re getting too old for this!SON: *glug* Nuh-uh! SALMA: Please, son; my nipples feel like they’ve been scoured with a Brillo pad. Besides, I don’t think this is making a positive impression on your college admissions officer. COLLEGE ADMISSIONS OFFICER: Me? No, I’m fine with it. SON: See? *gurgle* Just chill, Mom; you’re being really uncool right now.SALMA: Ay-yi-yi. I don’t know why I ever decided to have a ki—OWW! Could you at least shave your beard? The bristles are scratchy!SON: *smack* Can we talk about this later? I’m busy now…

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