Archive for November 14th, 2008

Jennifer Aniston is typically a private person, but in the past 24 hours, she’s showed up on Oprah to talk about the infamous Vogue interview and, even more surprising, she allowed herself to be photographed with John Mayer last night – in public. Judging by the look on her face, I’d say she’s lost it. And all according to Brad Pitt’s plan… You know somewhere he’s looking at these while twirling his mustache: “Ha! Angie, look. We totally made her show up in public with that dude. Man, what a goob. – Christ, are you birthing again? But Smallville’s on…“Video after the jump.

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November 14th, 2008

So apparently Paris Hilton has landed another movie role, this time co-starring with Pee-Wee Herman himself, Paul Reubens. From The Scoop:
Paris Hilton either has the best agent ever, or she’s better in auditions than she is in films themselves, because the woman keeps getting parts. Next up, a new film from Todd Solondz, who brought you “Happiness” (it was the opposite of happy, if you haven’t seen it). And, if you’ve heard what I’m about to say already, stay with me because it bears repeating. Hilton will be co-starring with Paul Reubens. Yes. Pee-Wee Herman. Almost makes you wish she’d keep doing commercials for John McCain…
Yeah, sure, I could probably make a joke about Paris Hilton still getting movie roles despite her last film being the 15th worst movie ever made. But instead, here are some photos of her pumping gas. Yay, I did it, I’m the best!
Photos: WENN

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November 14th, 2008

Russian supermodel Natalia “Supernova” Vodianova hit Ipanema Beach with her family yesterday which has given The Superficial its first “two bikini posts in one day” since dinosaurs roamed the earth outside a young Madonna’s hut. If you’re wondering how this plethora of swimwear happened, apparently Santa Claus is way early this year – much like in the bedroom. Before you jump to conclusions, big guy, I’m not saying Mrs. Claus squealed. But she’s a lonely woman, and I own a snowmobile. ‘Nuff said.

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November 14th, 2008