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Celeb Gossip: Britney Spears apparently hates looking awesome, seeing her kids

After regaining her figure and being allowed to transport her sons across state lines without a SWAT team escort, you’d think Britney Spears would be happy with her new life. She’s not. In an upcoming documentary Britney: For the Record, she reveals her torment, and also that she saw that Groundhog Day movie once. The Sun reports:

“There’s no excitement, there’s no passion. I have really good days, and then I have bad days. Even when you go to jail you know there’s the time when you’re gonna get out. But in this situation, it’s never ending. It’s just like Groundhog Day every day.“I think it’s too in control. If I wasn’t under the restraints I’m under, I’d feel so liberated. When I tell them the way I feel, it’s like they hear but they’re really not listening. If you do something wrong in your work, you can move on, but I’m having to pay for a long time.
“I never wanted to become one of those prisoner people. I always wanted to feel free. I think I’ve learnt my lesson now and enough is enough.”

Dear Britney,I’ve been there. Oh, how I’ve been there. In fact, some days I’m still there. (We’re talking about locking yourself in your own trunk, right?)Sometimes, when I’m standing in line at Starbucks, I too want to throw my shit at people and yell “Pip pip cheerio, fuckers!” It’s like an itch you have to scratch. Or pour an entire venti mocha on; I’m not a doctor.But at the end of day, I don’t. And you wanna know why? Let me share with you some words that are dear to my heart and, hopefully, will inspire you in this journey called “life”:I’m a second striker.JUMANJI!The Superficial Writer

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Celeb News: Heather Locklear charged with DUI

Heather Locklear has been formally charged for DUI stemming from her September arrest. Authorities say she was under the influence of prescription medicines, according to People:

If convicted, the actress, 47, faces penalties ranging from a fine to up to six months in county jail.
An arraignment was set for Jan. 26 in Santa Barbara Superior Court.
“Lab tests showed she had no alcohol in her system and no illegal narcotics of any kind,” says Senior Deputy District Attorney Lee Carter, who declined to comment on what medications – or the amounts – Locklear had taken.

Dude, are you scoping out those looks? I think she wants me. Big time.

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Celeb News: Kim Kardashian still wearing bikinis

Here’s a rare occurrence, pictures of Kim Kardashian wearing a bikini without a sarong. Seriously, you’d have better luck finding a four-leaf clover that talks and knows all the words to “Total Eclipse of the Heart” by Bonnie Tyler – in Aramaic.NOTE: Folks, we’ve got buttcrack. And quite possibly the lost city of Atlantis. I’ll keep you posted.

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