Archive for November 19th, 2008
Eva Longoria flashed her Spanx outside of Beso last night. For those of you who don’t wear a pair everyday like The Geekologie Writer, from Wikipedia:
SPANX, Inc. is a U.S. company which mainly manufactures footless pantyhose and other undergarments for women, particularly “body shaping” undergarments designed to give the wearer a slim and shapely appearance. The company’s products are supposedly marketed to fit contemporary female lifestyles and fashion trends.
For those of you wondering what shape Eva Longoria would be if she didn’t wear Spanx, my money’s on rhombus. Or octagon. It’s a toss-up.
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November 19th, 2008
In an interview with GMTV, Angelina Jolie says she had trouble simultaneously breastfeeding her 4-month-old twins, Knox and Viv, and also discusses how she and Brad Pitt attend events with baby pee on them. According to Us Weekly:
“You think, ‘Ah, if anybody can do that, I can do that,’ she says in an interview on British show GMTV. “But it’s a lot harder than it looks in the books. I did that a few times, but [mostly] I would take turns. It just takes a long time.”(In the books? Tricks like the “double football hold.”)Jolie, 33, says she weaned the twins when they were 3 months old. “[That was] about as much as I could do,” she says.So how does having six kids affect her Hollywood commitments with Brad Pitt?”The only time it ever collides is if, you know, we’re trying to get ready for some event where we have to walk a carpet and somebody gets peed on, and figures, ‘Oh well, I guess we’ll be wearing that this evening,” she says.
Sure, learning about Angelina Jolie’s breasts is great, but I’m more interested in these photos. Can somebody explain to me again why the pedophile porn star is trying to molest the wax figure? It sounds like it’d be a great story.
Photos: WENN
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November 19th, 2008
If you’re like me, you’d swear on your mother’s grave Nicole Kidman does not have nipples because, seriously, has anyone ever seen one? Up until now, you’d have better luck capturing Bigfoot. While attending the Sydney premiere of her new movie Australia, Nicole gave the world a glimpse at her impossibly small areola. I’ve literally seen bigger nipples on cats. Which leads me to believe Tom Cruise either attacked her chest with a shrinking ray or his Fisher-Price belt sander. The man hates breasts, folks.NOTE: Pics link to LSFW versions that, if you’re boss can see while walking by, congratulations! You work for Superman.
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November 19th, 2008
