Archive for November 23rd, 2008
Kim Kardashian and Robert Shapiro debuted their online shoe service Shoe Dazzle at the Rohn Padmore Red Carpet Suite this weekend. Because nothing sells women’s footwear like the guy who helped O.J. beat a murder rap. I’m guessing after every 10th purchase you’re allowed to stab somebody, and Bob Shapiro will talk it down to a parking ticket. *click click click click* What’s the fastest way to Heidi and Spencer’s house?NOTE: Video after the jump depicts a cameraman’s epic struggle between filming shoes or zooming in on Kim Kardashian’s cleavage. Think Spartacus but without all that acting and plot crap.
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November 23rd, 2008
When Old Lady McGrossBoobs isn’t pretending to be Paris Hilton, she spends her free time trying to sue Hulk Hogan into paying for shit. She currently rakes in $40 grand a month in spousal support, but how can she send her boytoy Charley to sea school on such paltry funds? I mean, Christ, where’s the humanity? TMZ reports:
Charley Hill wants to go to sea school, and Linda wants Hulk to pay for what could be the next Captain & Tennille. Getting back to why $40,000 isn’t enough, Linda blew $14 grand at a Bev Hills Doctor’s office this week. Hulk says it’s for cosmetic surgery.
Sea school, huh? I’m guessing Charley wants to be around some fresh fish for a change. Um, because he loves Red Lobster so much. Yeah, that’s exactly what I meant…NOTE: Christina Aguilera in five years. I’m calling it.
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November 23rd, 2008
Middle-aged? Recently dumped by your respectable-looking musician boyfriend/husband? Don’t worry. David Spade’s gonna make everything alright. OK! Magazine reports:
The Desperate Housewives star was celebrating her 45th birthday at new L.A. hot spot Luau in Beverly Hills — the same place they were spotted together a few weeks ago at the grand opening — and onlookers tell OK!, “Nicolette and David were full-on making out!”
The duo arrived separately and even started the dinner at separate booths but couldn’t resist each other for long! According to witnesses, Spade winked at Sheridan and stood at her side while she blew out the candles on her cake. After that, the two retreated to a booth where they cuddled and kissed.
Is there anyone David Spade hasn’t banged? From Heather Locklear to Playboy Bunnies to now Nicollete Sheridan, the guy’s penis has been there. Obviously, women find it attractive when a small man makes love to them then vanishes in a “POOF” of green clovers and red balloons.I should be writing this down…
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November 23rd, 2008
