Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt reportedly eloped in Cabo San Lucas on Thursday November 20. The two exchanged vows, and Spencer, keeping true to his deep spiritual connection with Heidi, bartered his with Perez Hilton for some free publicity:
Heidi, from the moment you came into my life, I knew my life would never be the same without you. You are the light in my life like the sun to the earth! Your loving warmth makes me want to be a better person. Being with you, I feel complete. I’m honored to even be able to call you my wife. You are the most amazing, loving and caring woman on this planet. I will love you forever and always.
Wrapping up this post quickly, I should be honest and admit I bought these two a wedding gift. While taking personal joy in watching their last feeble stunt at relevancy, I couldn’t resist picking up a copy of “Phil Hartman’s Guide to a Successful Marriage.” May it guide Heidi and Spencer on their journey of love, discovery and, God willing, heated arguments with a loaded firearm handy.Cheers.
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November 24th, 2008
Saturday night fashion designer Christian Audigier threw his daughter Crystal Rock a 16th birthday party in Hollywood that makes every single episode of My Super Sweet 16 look like it was filmed at goddamn Chuck E. Cheese. Take a look at what he sprung for:1. Two cars delivered by Paris and Nicky Hilton. Who doesn’t love a grim look at the future?2. T.I. Because sweet 16′s are totally gangsta, dawg.3. The Pussycat Dolls. What’s a birthday party without strippers? Mazal tov!4. Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend Justin Gaston. Minus the Miley, add extra gay.5. Khloe Kardashian. So everyone felt more beautiful by comparison. Good thinking.Jesus, with a shindig like this I’m surprised there wasn’t a secret room full of blood diamonds and baby panda skins. Her parents must hate her.
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November 24th, 2008
Megan Fox recently attended the GQ Men of the Year Awards where she drank herself stupid and revealed she has a disturbing thing for High School Musical‘s Zac Efron, according to Page Six:
The stunning Fox drank enough to confess to a Page Six operative that teen idol Zac Efron was her crush, stating, “I’m obsessed with him. What you don’t know is that Zac and I are the same person . . . it’s like Janet and Michael [Jackson], we are the same person.”
So, anyone else getting the impression Megan Fox wants to do her own brother? Or is that just me?
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November 24th, 2008
