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Saturday night fashion designer Christian Audigier threw his daughter Crystal Rock a 16th birthday party in Hollywood that makes every single episode of My Super Sweet 16 look like it was filmed at goddamn Chuck E. Cheese. Take a look at what he sprung for:1. Two cars delivered by Paris and Nicky Hilton. Who doesn’t love a grim look at the future?2. T.I. Because sweet 16′s are totally gangsta, dawg.3. The Pussycat Dolls. What’s a birthday party without strippers? Mazal tov!4. Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend Justin Gaston. Minus the Miley, add extra gay.5. Khloe Kardashian. So everyone felt more beautiful by comparison. Good thinking.Jesus, with a shindig like this I’m surprised there wasn’t a secret room full of blood diamonds and baby panda skins. Her parents must hate her.

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