
Hey, guys, I’ll be taking off the next two days for some R&R, but The Superficial will return to it’s regularly scheduled posting on Saturday Nov. 29. For those who haven’t noticed: Yes, Virginia, there’s posting on the weekends now. Whee!In the meantime, here’s pics of Kim Kardashian who’s thankful this year for paparazzi that don’t always go for the ass shot and, as usual, O.J. Simpson’s prior access to knives.Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!

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Christina Aguilera in a desperate attempt to impress her 10-month-old kid Max, wants to learn how to cook bad-for-your-arteries type of food.
Christina says, “My mom loves to cook really southern, good, buttery, salty, delicious, bad-for-your-arteries kind of food, but it is amazing, and I hope to be a cook like that someday because one thing that I look forward to whenever I do go home is tasting my mom’s home cooking.
“I want to do the same for Max. Cooking is my next goal in life to achieve.”
Well we just hope that the bad-for-your-arteries kind of food doesn’t turn out bad for her kid.
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November 26th, 2008

A topless Dita Von Teese appears in the December issue of Playboy Germany and, sonofabitch, that’s it. I’m moving to Germany. I thought this country was kickass, but when we can’t even get Dita Von Teese to pose in our Playboy, it’s time to pack it in and start selling states to Canada. I’m not even joking. Which is why I’d like to announce the launch of my new site: Das Oberflächliche.com! Sieg Heil, bitches.NOTE: Pics to link NSFW versions which give new meaning to the scientific term “nipples the size of dinner plates.”

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