Gossip Weblog

The Superficial News to get you through your Friday. Can anyone else almost taste that liquor? Oh, right, I filled my coffee mug with bourbon. Mmm, tastes like happy:- Jessica Simpson wants to major in religion after seeing a documentary on “The Da Vinci Code.” For the love of God, why is nobody making this woman watch documentaries on Jenna Jameson?! [The Sun]- A-Rod says he’s only friends with Madonna and “that’s it.” This is the only celebrity denial I’ll believe based solely on the fact there are vampire bats in Madonna’s vagina. [People]- Heath Ledger’s final resting place is having a hard time finding tenants. Locals say it’s haunted by two skeletons in fur coats who make things “look like an accident.” [Page Six]- Tea Leoni and David Duchovny are back together. He’s agreed to give up Internet porn while she’s agreed to stop making him have sex on a towel even though they just got this comforter, dammit. [Star]

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