Archive for December 13th, 2008

Lady GaGa performed at the Z100 Jingle Bells Concert last night, and up until today, I had successfully never heard a single drop of this chick’s music. While trying to determine if she’s Christina Aguilera‘s transsexual little sister, I stumbled upon Lady Gaga’s video for “Poker Face.” Then, like a child touching a hot stove, I watched it. I now hate my eyes, ears and frontal lobe. Of course, I could just be a guy who’s out of touch with today’s music but still looks incredibly awesome in tight jeans. Who’s to say?

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December 13th, 2008

Pamela Anderson apparently felt her ass wasn’t getting enough stage time in Hans Klok’s magic show, so for their opening night in Amsterdam, she took matters into her own hands. There were no survivors.ORHow to Widely Spread Hepatitis C – And Look Great Doing It!Figs. 1.1 – 1.11 (Warning: May contain vagina.)
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December 13th, 2008

Tara Reid has checked into rehab, according to People:
“Tara Reid has checked herself into Promises Treatment Center. We appreciate your respect to her and her family’s privacy at this time,” the actress’s rep Jack Ketsoyan tells PEOPLE.
The rep would not reveal what Reid, 33, is being treated for.
It’s booze.NURSE: Miss Reid, before we check in you’re going to have remove all alcoholic beverages from your person.TARA: What?NURSE: Miss Reid, you’re clearly smuggling a bottle of Jack Daniels in your left breast.TARA: No, no. It always look like that.NURSE: Then why were you trying to drink from it?TARA: There a law against that?NURSE: Not necessarily.TARA: Good. Now, who do I talk to about the cat I puked on back there?NURSE: That’s not a cat, Miss Reid. It’s Richie Sambora.TARA: No shit? That would explain the sex…
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December 13th, 2008