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After starring in every single one of The Movie movies, you’ll be surprised to learn Carmen Electra isn’t sitting in a diamond mansion surrounded by a pile of Oscars. Instead, she’s making ends meet as a blackjack dealer at The Playboy Club in Vegas. When Carmen’s not dealing for the house, she poses for the occasional heroin addict and provides complimentary lap dances for Robin Leach. (He wears leather pants now.) While this may not be the pinnacle of luxury for an accomplished actress, Miss Electra was originally offered the position of Hugh Hefner’s diaper concierge. She chose wisely.EDIT: Or she could just be the Celebrity Bunny Dealer for Playboy’s 55th Anniversary Party. Who are we to judge?
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December 15th, 2008
Jennifer Aniston apparently thinks about Angelina Jolie more than Angelina Jolie thinks about Angelina Jolie. Supposedly, Jennifer had her people find a “backup man” during her brief break from John Mayer. She refused to walk the red carpet for the premiere of Marley & Me looking like a spinster, according to Page Six:
A few months ago, during a brief split between the duo, Aniston’s camp was shopping for potential dates. “She didn’t want to face the glare of being unattached while Brad Pitt toted Angelina Jolie around” on the promotional rounds for his release of “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.”
Aniston “did not want to be single when her movie opened,” one source said. “A friend of her agent was calling around asking for young men whom they could set her up with.” But the attempt to find a replacement for Mayer was aborted when he and Aniston soon got back together.
The ironic part is Jennifer Aniston wouldn’t even walk down the red carpet with John Mayer. That either blows this story out of the water, or proves that John is Jennifer’s “dick in a jar.” Which was the job I specifically told my high school guidance counselor I wanted, but instead, had to settle for World’s Sexiest Man. *sigh*
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December 15th, 2008
Naomi Watts proved to the world she hasn’t been smuggling immigrants for the past nine months by giving birth to a baby boy last night. The second for her and boyfriend Liev Schreiber. People reports:
“I can confirm Naomi and Liev had a baby boy yesterday,” said the actress’s rep.
A couple since 2005, Watts, 40, and Schreiber, 41, already have a baby boy, Alexander Pete Schreiber, born July 26, 2007.
No name has been given yet, but might I recommend “MuttonChops ChainsawFace”? It’s adorable, yet like any good child’s name, lets people know not to just pop over uninvited or the shit is on. Think about it, and congratulations.
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December 15th, 2008
