Archive for December 16th, 2008
Pete Wentz must want a divorce. The Fall Out Boy bassist spent the morning talking candidly with Howard Stern about his sex life with Ashlee Simpson and basically stopped short of drawing an exact diagram of her vulva. Here are the highlights via E! Online:On her post-baby body:And Ashlee probably didn’t want him telling everyone about getting up to 150 pounds during her pregnancy, but at least he says the weight is “blazing off her—she’s a babe.” A babe with whom he has “an amazing sex life.”On their sex life before Bronx Mowgli:Their amazing sex life is in part due to Pete’s claim that “Texas girls are fun.” He spares no detail about the first time they had sex—including the place, the mirrors and what he was thinking: “Oh, my God, you are banging the girl of your dreams. We have such a sexual chemistry. Had we been on this show last year we’d probably be doing it in the green room.”On the bedroom action now:“We do other fun stuff. She’s not ready down there.”On Ashlee’s breast size and other facts: “She’s a C, but I think with the breast milk it’s a D.” And that she’s up for anything (really, anything): “Let’s just say my wife likes me to have a good time.”I don’t even want to know what qualifies as a good time for Pete Wentz, but I guarantee it ends the same exact way every time: “Don’t worry, baby, homeless dudes hate cops. Now grab his feet.”
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December 16th, 2008
Lindsay Lohan dedicated the following blog post to her man-thing lover Samantha Ronson this morning
this is for samantha ronson
here you go baby hahahahahahaahaha
everyone should watch it late night!
i know “i’m so embaressing”
xox
LCurrently watching :Without a Trace – The First & Second Complete SeasonsRelease date: By 2007-03-13
So, basically, something gross happened last night in the soft, dim light reflected off Anthony LaPaglia’s head. Information I could’ve lived a full and productive life without ever knowing. In fact, I’m pretty sure I just died a little inside.UPDATE: Even better; it’s cancer. Goddammit, Lindsay…
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December 16th, 2008
Nuggets of journalistic gold:- Megan Hauserman (above) is pressing charges against Sharon Osbourne after being attacked during the Rock of Love: Charm School reunion last night. Somebody in VH1′s marketing department just got a raise. [TMZ]- Hilary Duff and Mandy Moore tried to duck out of a cancer benefit early by slipping out the back door of Kitson. Only thing is there is no back door which ended in FAIL and everybody laughing at them. I love happy endings. [Page Six]- Kate Winslet regrets not being at the deathbed of her former lover who she “relucantly” let end the relationship once he got bone cancer. She now wishes she stuck it out because “he was gone very quickly.” Hindsight’s always 20/20 – particularly when you’re the most horrible person in the world. [The Sun]- Christina Hendricks, the insanely hot Joan from Mad Men, is engaged. First person to point out she was also on Firefly still lives with their mom – which technically was just me. Dammit. [People]
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December 16th, 2008
