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Celeb Gossip: Hugh Hefner on Aniston GQ cover: ‘Looks like Playboy’

Hugh Hefner has seen more naked chicks than David Crockett with a fistful of one’s, so it’s a compliment when he thinks Jennifer Aniston’s nude GQ photo shoot looks like an issue of his magazine. Us Weekly reports:

When shown Jennifer Aniston’s nearly naked January GQ cover, Hefner, 82, remarks, “This looks like the cover of Playboy. I’m much impressed by Jennifer.
“Is it just me, or is Jennifer Aniston getting hotter?” he says of the 39-year-old actress. “Never seen her in this light before.”

Sadly, it was just him; he was holding a head of broccoli. But senility aside, it’s pretty obvious John Mayer has some competition, and there’s only way to solve this dilemma: Jennifer Aniston. Completely nude. Playboy. Wait, I already proposed this solution for the economy. And global warming. And health care. And that time I locked my keys in the car at Starbucks….

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Celeb Gossip: Anthony Kiedis’ kidney: ‘Okay, time out.’ (And other news)

This stuff might’ve happened:- Anthony Kiedis has a close call with kidney failure. He knew things were bleak when the Olsen twins kept hanging around. They’re like vultures, but for junkies. [NY Daily News]- Tom Cruise hopes Suri pursues acting. Someone’s gotta start making money in that house. E-Meters don’t grow on trees you know. On this planet…. [Us Magazine]- Dennis Quaid and his wife settles their dispute with Cedars-Sinai for $750,000 after they overdosed their twin infants with Herparin. He reportedly threatened to “go all Innerspace on their asses.” You don’t mess with that. [TMZ]- Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber name their newborn son Samuel proving they’re weirdos who don’t want their kid to be ridiculed his entire life. Pfft. Can you believe these assholes? [People]

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