Archive for December 18th, 2008
A light snack of news:- Kate Walsh’s marriage was reportedly ruined by her attraction for Private Practice co-star David Sutcliffe. Because what’s a divorce if not a blunt tool for some sweet publicity. Am I right? I’m right. [Star]- Donald Trump is a chronic re-gifter, according to his son. There really is nothing worse than unwrapping the same skyscraper you gave your dad last year. He should seek therapy. [Page Six Magazine]- Whitney Houston is being sued by her step-mother. She claims the singer wrongfully kept a $1 million insurance payout from her late father’s estate. I’m not going to say Whitney and Bobby Brown used that money to buy a space shuttle full of crack, but yeah…. [E! Online]- Tom Cruise’s son Connor has his big-screen debut in Will Smith’s new movie Seven Pounds. Connor says he “can’t wait for his own sham marriage and inevitable public meltdown. Oh boy!” [AP]
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December 18th, 2008
Tom Cruise stopped by Letterman last night where he got to read the night’s Top 10 list which was “Craziest Things People Say About Tom Cruise on the Internet.” Here’s the list that somehow doesn’t contain a single word I’ve ever written causing me to believe there must be other sites on the Internet. – Ha. Just kidding; there’s not:
10. I sleep upside-down suspended in a special bat – like harness.
9. During the filming of Days of Thunder, on a dare, I ate a tire.
8. I still wear those underpants from Risky Business.
7. My real name is Tom Blagojevich.
6. I once Heimliched a koala.
5. Once a month, I take the Universal tour naked.
4. I believe all emotional and psychological disorders can be cured with Vicks Vapo Rub.
3. I’m a power mad ego maniac who’s completely insulated from reality – oh wait, that’s Letterman.
2. After jumping on her couch, Oprah hammer-locked me until I coughed blood.
1. I keep a cell phone in my pants so I can tell friends to call my ass.
In the spirit of things, here’s my own list compiled of unquestionable scientific data. I call it “Top 10 100% Accurate Facts About Tom Cruise That Are So Real Katie Holmes’ Head Would Explode if She Were Actually Allowed Near the Internet or Other Communication Devices”:1. Auditioned for the role of “Wicket” in Return of the Jedi until Harrison Ford said “There’s something weird about that kid.” They now play golf every Tuesday – underwater.2. He once funded an expedition to Krypton after seeing Brandon Routh in Superman Returns. This led to his casting in Valkyrie to recover said financial loss.3. He wishes puppies were made of chocolate. 4. Suri Cruise has the microfilm.5. If you say his name backwards, Tom Cruise will return to his home dimension until summoned by the starting of David Beckham’s shower.6. You don’t cruise Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise tom’s you.7. Boxers or briefs? Nope. Diamonds!8. Has world’s largest collection Matchbox cars – that he drives once every year.9. Secretly known about Spencer Pratt since first episode of Laguna Beach. Destiny will bring them together. (Read: A Ferrari full of rohypnol.)10. His real name is neither Tom Cruise nor Thomas Mapother. It’s “Cruise Mapother: Space Fucker.”Video after the jump.
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December 18th, 2008
Jennifer Lopez might be looking at a fourth marriage. Things aren’t going well with Marc Anthony and not just because he looks like Skeletor’s Latino cousin: Bones Gonzalez. Turns out he’s a bit of a control freak and doesn’t help out with their twin babies. Us Weekly reports:
“He’s very, very controlling of her,” a close Anthony pal tells Us. “The skirts aren’t as short. You don’t see so much of that booty anymore.” The new Us Weekly also reports that Anthony also picks out Lopez’s clothes and keeps tabs on her phone calls.
But Lopez — who once claimed she “loved getting his opinions” — has become less interested in his approval since the birth of their 10-month-old twins, Max and Emme.
“She walks in from work, washes her hands and grabs the babies,” a longtime friend tells Us. “With him, it’s almost like, ‘Ugh, they’re crying again?’”
J-Lo also blames Marc for destroying her career because apparently forgot she’s partly responsible for a little thing called Gigli:
“Jennifer looked around and said, ‘This is my life now? I’m a Long Island housewife?’” a pal says. “She hates that everything she worked for went down the tubes.”
Okay, let me tell you why this story is bullshit based solely off of one glaring statement: “She walks in from work, washes her hands and grabs the babies.” Right. Because Jennifer Lopez lives everyday busting her hump at a 9-5 just like the rest of us then personally tends to her children without the assistance of a nanny. C’mon, Us Weekly. If you wanted believability, you could’ve just said she’s tired of Marc Anthony blowing their money on solid gold salsa dishes and pretending to live in The Matrix. Now there’s a narrative with some credibility.
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December 18th, 2008
