Archive for December 24th, 2008
Before I scoot off for the holidays, here’s Mariah Carey rocking clown boots and cleavage despite the freezing temperatures in Aspen. Somewhere there’s an inspirational message to be found here, I can almost feel it. – - Nope, just my monitor. False alarm!The Superficial shall return this weekend where my words will swaddle you like the newborn baby Jesus. In the meantime, hopefully you get some sweet gifts to tide you over. If not, at least you aren’t Nick Cannon: Human Terrier. No one deserves that.Happy Holidays, everybody!
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December 24th, 2008
After openly describing his sex life with Ashlee Simpson and not getting kicked out of the house, Pete Wentz has switched tactics and is now talking about her breast milk. And his drinking of said milk. You read that. NY Daily News reports:
Speaking on Sirius’ “The Monday Mash Up” show, Wentz described her milk as “weird” and “soury,” adding, “The baby [newborn Bronx Mowgli] loves it, it’s the only thing he’s had a chance to have.”
In a rather touching display of spousal sympathy, Wentz revealed he too piled on the pregnancy pounds while Ashlee was expecting.
“I gained 10 pounds at least,” he said. “I usually hang out around 135, 134, I go up to about 140, and when I hit 148, I get fat face.”
Jesus. Ashlee Simpson must be the most laid back chick in the world – or dead. I mean, has anyone seen her since she had the baby? Just sayin’. In the meantime, Pete is playing with fire. Women hate when you tell their secrets. One time I told some people my girlfriend didn’t wear make-up to the gas station; She stabbed me. Granted, I also slept with her sister, but there’s no way that was the reason. That’s just crazy talk.
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December 24th, 2008
Scarlett Johansson has mucus-y gold coming out her face. She recently auctioned off a used tissue that she blew her nose into on The Tonight Show and some sucker paid $5,300 for it. And by sucker I of course mean serial killer. BBC News reports:
Johansson blew her nose twice, leaving some lipstick and mucus behind, before putting it in a bag and signing it.
Proceeds from the sale are going to hunger charity USA Harvest, the charity of Scarlett Johansson’s choice.
The actress appeared on Tonight to promote her latest movie, The Spirit, in which she stars in alongside Samuel L Jackson.
Johansson told Leno she had caught a cold from him and thought her illness had more “value” as it had been passed from one celebrity to another.
Before all you wiseasses out there say “Heh, I’ve got something in a tissue you can sell.” You should probably know I spent the past five minutes cornering the market. On that note, I’m taking a nap under my desk. Hey, whose tissues are these?! Oh, right…
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December 24th, 2008
