Here’s Paris Hilton celebrating New Year’s Eve at The Bongo Virus party in Sydney. Hold on, she’s in the future already?! Jesus, how did this happen? Aw man, she’s going to get VD all over 2009 before we even get there. Guess I better start practicing having it burn when I pee. Anyone got a lighter?Happy New Year! I think. Goddammit, Paris…
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Eva Longoria is happy wife as she loves her hubby Tony Parker alot.
She says, “I’m the gardener, I definitely nurture. Tony is the flower.
But there are times when Tony takes care of me in an emotional sense. But I
love to take care of him. I’m really a very 50s housewife.“I love having dinner ready and making sure his clothes are ironed and that
he’s packed and ready when he goes on road trips.”
Tony is quite lucky to have Eva!!
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These are pics of Prince Harry and his girlfriend Chelsy Davy vacationing on the island of Mauritius. Man, if I were in the royal family, I’d knight my own penis then chivalrously have my way with everything from Big Ben to the Queen of England. I mean, sure, Chelsy is alright, I guess. But does she tell time on top of Parliament or look like my grandmother? Then I bid you “nay.” Sir Cockerton of PantsHugely demands satisfaction! Here here!
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