
Jesus. It’s only the second post of 2009 and already Lindsay Lohan is in a bikini. Here she is bringing in the New Year on South Beach, and I don’t know about you, but I definitely know what I’m doing with these babies: Playing Connect the Dots with Lindsay’s freckles. So far I’ve found Optimus Prime, a slice of pizza and two giant breasts. Try and beat my score!

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January 2nd, 2009

After dominating the Christmas box office, Jennifer Aniston is spending New Year’s Eve with the most important person in her life right now: Courteney Cox Arquette. Yup, Jen is staying in Los Cabos with the family of her old Friends co-star (OMG! They really were best friends!) while John Mayer is quarantined to a separate beach house with his brother. Whee! People reports:
While the couple appear to be staying in separate residences, their places are just a short drive away – and are connected by a private beach perfect for long walks at sunset.
Aniston is making a tradition of spending the holidays with the Arquettes, having spent a festive night out with them at Mastro’s Steakhouse in Beverly Hills on Christmas Eve.
JEN: I mean, I did have the #1 movie in America over the holiday. Do you think I should sleep with him?COURTENEY: Eww! Eww! No. God, no.JOHN: I’m sitting right here.JEN: No one knows for certain if all the publicity from our “relationship” helped, right? And it’s not like we had a contract.COURTENEY: Exactly.JOHN: Hello?JEN: Plus, he was hanging around that Pete Wentz kid.JOHN: I’m a studio exec with lots of money and scripts catered to a strong female lead.JEN: *flashes her breasts* Dammit! It’s just John.COURTENEY: Seriously, not cool. Now help me get my pants off the ceiling fan.

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January 2nd, 2009