Archive for January 3rd, 2009
These are pics of a barely bikini-clad Amy Winehouse in St. Lucia yesterday with a new boyfriend. Let’s just go ahead and assume this guy is blind, has no sense of smell, on acid, bipolar, a clone of Pauly Shore and probably gay (If not, he’s gonna be.). But even then I still don’t get it. Maybe Amy’s digging gold bars out of her crotch, who knows? I stopped looking after my retinas pulled a gun.NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that aren’t for the faint of heart. Or anyone with a heart in general.
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January 3rd, 2009
Katy Perry and her boyfriend Travis McCoy of Gym Class Heroes have broken up, according to Celebuzz:
The reported two-year relationship between the musicians came to an end this week despite the pair spending Christmas downtime on the beach, reading and drinking on the sand.
“It’s a hardship, but she’s regrouping,” a source tells Celebuzz. The split likely came to a head just before 2009’s arrival.
On New Year’s Eve, Travis also wrote the following “rap” on his blog about Katy which really needs to be read in it’s entirety. Mostly so you can realize why I equate Gym Class Heroes with face cancer. Here’s a snippet:
My friends always tell me how I’m lucky to possess
The best looking girl in the whole U.S.
But every time you scream, you blow your finesse
Tryin’ to dis the Profess-
Or twenty-four hours of acting sore
Sometimes I wish you’d come down with lockjaw
So I don’t have to take in the breakin’
You treat me like a burnt piece of bacon
It seems like just two years
Back when we were bonded and not pierced
But now I keep itchin’ to jet
Sitting’ in the chair just to stare, set to sprint
Yo, sweetheart, you better take a hint
I say it now like I said it before
I’m lookin’ at the front door
Wait. This guy rap-blogs and calls himself “The Profess?” Amazing. For a second there, I thought I’d really have to work hard to impress Katy by wearing pants or something. Not anymore! Thanks, Travis McCoy.
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January 3rd, 2009
John Travolta’s son Jett passed away today after suffering a seizure at a vacation home in the Bahamas. Authorities say Jett struck his head on the bathtub and died on the scene after attempts to revive him failed. TMZ reports:
We’re told 16-year-old Jett was vacationing with Travolta and wife Kelly Preston.
There have been reports that Jett was autistic, though Travolta has denied it, saying he suffers from Kawasaki Syndrome, a condition which often leads to heart disease.
Travolta’s attorney Michael Ossi says Jett suffered a seizure at his family’s vacation home at the Old Bahama Bay Hotel on Grand Bahama Island. Attempts to revive him were unsuccessful and he died on scene.
Wow, that’s horrifically sad and especially right after the holidays. My sincerest condolences to the Travolta family and Jett’s loved ones.
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January 3rd, 2009
