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Gossip: Benji Madden to ensure niece Harlow dates Mr. Right

Benji Madden has devoted himself to protecting the honor of his niece Harlow Winter Kate Madden, according to People:

“I’m going to be keeping a close eye on her,” Madden, 29, tells PEOPLE of the daughter of twin brother Joel Madden and his girlfriend Nicole Richie, 27. “I’ll leave the shotgun right by the door.”

Anyone else find it ironic that the guy who had sex with Paris Hilton is going to be dishing out dating advice? Then again, he does have access to a great object lesson.BENJI: Nice to meet you, Timmy. Now before you take my niece out, I wan to teach you kids a lesson about pre-marital intercourse. *unzips pants*TIMMY: Jesus! What did you do? Wrap it in tin-foil then put it in the microwave?BENJI: Something like that.

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Celeb News: Julian McMahon might be an attractive fellow

These are shots of Nip/Tuck star Julian McMahon vacationing in Australia this weekend. I wonder if he’s had work done. Ha! Get it? Nip/Tuck. Work done. I’m adorable. But on a serious note, hats off to Julian for wearing the closest thing you can get to going full Speedo. I tried to pull off a similar look once; There were lawsuits.

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Celeb News: AnnaLynne McCord in a bikini

AnnaLynne McCord of 90210 took her death navel to South Beach this weekend with her boyfriend Twilight star Kellan Lutz. Granted, AnnaLynne is in a bikini, but is she really a celebrity? Or am I just playing God asking that question? I don’t like to play God. Except that one time I turned my cat into a toaster.*RAWR* *KABOOM*Oh, nice. Pop Tarts are done.

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