
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie attended the 14th Annual Critics Choice Award last night where they were nominated for various categories and basically lost in every single one. But even more amazing, is that I could see Angelina Jolie’s legs and there wasn’t a newborn baby sliding down them. Unless he read the instructions on her cervix and did a “tuck and roll” in between shutter flashes. Smart kid.

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January 9th, 2009

Tom Cruise stopped by The View yesterday to promote his new film Valkyrie. He ended up speaking about the death of his fellow Scientologist John Travolta’s son Jett, according to People:
“I just don’t have the words for it,” says Cruise. “It’s just horrific. Here you have a man, both of them doting parents, they’re wonderful people and…”
As for speculation that the Travoltas did not seek medical help for Jett, who had a history of seizures, because of their Scientology beliefs, Cruise, also a Scientologist, says the religion does not discourage medical attention.
“That’s just not true,” he says. “They say, ‘Get your physical, get your medication, get your physical illnesses handled.’”
Okay, good. For a minute there I thought Tom Cruise might exploit a horrible tragedy to do PR for the Church of Scientology and openly defend their practices on a national venue. But, c’mon, no one’s that big of a dick.Video after the jump.

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January 9th, 2009

Welcome to The Superficial’s Gallery of Mangled Celebs. Here you’ll find a pictorial cavalcade of stars (With bitching commentary of course.) who thought they could cheat nature but ended up looking like, well, see for yourself….Click here for an experience that makes Nip/Tuck look like just a show about plastic surgery.

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January 9th, 2009