Patriots quarterback Tom Brady officially proposed to supermodel Gisele Bundchen on Friday despite TMZ swearing on it’s mother’s grave that shit went down Christmas Eve. People reports:
“He asked and she accepted,” a source close to the couple tells PEOPLE. Family and friends were informed over the weekend. An official announcement, as well as preliminary wedding details, are being planned by Bündchen and her closest friends this week.
“The couple is discussing a huge fashionista event in the spring or a more intimate and quicker ceremony in Costa Rica, where Gisele has a home,” the source adds.
Well, it’s nice to know that while his team didn’t even make the playoffs, Tom Brady still gets to have all kinds of crazy engagement sex with his supermodel fiancee. Actually, that’s not really nice to know at all. In fact, it kind of makes me want to punch Tom Brady in the face. With my car. But mostly because I had to write about this twice which, surprisingly, does not make it more interesting. I’m as shocked as you are.
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January 12th, 2009
Superstar rapper Kanye West wants to redefine the world of hip-hop as we know it. Except his plan involves showing you his testicles, and I’m literally not joking. Here’s what DJ Nudestein told the latest issue of Vibe:
“I definitely feel like, in the next however many years, if I work out for two months, that I’ll pose naked. I break every rule and mentality of hip-hop, of black culture, of American culture.”
Another obstacle in Kanye’s quest to flash his dong is the always irksome problem of having too many people love your music. That’s right. Kanye has too many fans, and he’s not ashamed to bitch about it:
“I want the freedom of having less fans. It’s like the freedom of having less money. If you have less money, you have less responsibility. It’s like Björk. If she wanted to pose naked, you’d be like: ‘Oh, that’s Björk. But if I wanted to pose naked, people would draw all type of things into it.”
Let me get this straight; Kanye West is begging people to not buy his albums, so he can become an exhibitionist. Excuse me for a minute:Kanye,For the record, I have never purchased a single note of your music. Please, do not consider this an endorsement of your new-found desire to display your jungle of love. It’s actually the exact opposite. In fact, if you agree to put more clothes on top of the clothes you’re already wearing, I’ll walk into Target right now and start punching anyone in the face that tries to buy your CDs. You’ll get less fans. I won’t have to see your cock, and everyone’s a winner.Holla’ at your boy,The Superficial WriterP.S. Did you seriously just compare yourself to a petite female Icelandic singer? Wow. That’s messed up.
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Here’s 63-year-old actress Goldie Hawn relaxing on the beach in Hawaii. Take a good look because this is Kate Hudson in about 35 years. Provided she spontaneously acquires breasts and the dedicated love of a man. - - PFFT! Ha ha ha ha! Kate Hudson; commitment. I’m hilarious.
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