Archive for January 13th, 2009
Russell Crowe’s stubborn refusal to diet has cost Sienna Miller the role of Maid Marian in Ridley Scott’s Robin Hood remake Nottingham. The Daily Mail reports
Crowe, 44, has not shed the four stone he gained for his role in the recent Body Of Lies, where he played a former journalist who hunts down terrorists from his armchair.
Fearing his older, gutsier Robin would look ‘laughable’ alongside her petit Marian, Miller was canned from ‘Nottingham’, a £110million remake of the Robin Hood tale.
With producers scrambling to find a replacement that will make Russell look more virile, possible contenders include Rosie O’Donnell, Kirstie Alley and comedian Louie Anderson who allegedly wants the same salary as Crowe: Unlimited chicken wings.
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January 13th, 2009
Nicole Kidman did some shopping in Nashville yesterday and offered us a glimpse of what sent Tom Cruise screaming to divorce court like a frightened schoolgirl. Seriously, there’s so much moose knuckle going on here, I’m amazed Sarah Palin hasn’t popped out of a cheese barrel and peppered Nicole with some buckshot.SARAH: *BAM* Oh, I got her there that time, dont’cha know.BYSTANDER: Jesus. You shot Nicole Kidman!SARAH: Don’t go bein’ a socialist now.BYSTANDER: Do you even know what that means?SARAH: ….. *BAM* 2012!
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January 13th, 2009
Here’s Whitney Port filming scenes in Miami for her new reality show The City, and you can tell this is just like real life because a guy in a black T-Shirt always randomly appears to tell me what to say and to whom. In fact, here he comes now. Drink at my desk until I make out with the stapler? Okay! Wow is that guy cool, and totally not a figment of my imagination. I don’t care if he is a giant squirrel with wings.
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January 13th, 2009
