Celeb News: Nicole Kidman apparently missed the camel toe talk as a young girl
January 13th, 2009

Nicole Kidman did some shopping in Nashville yesterday and offered us a glimpse of what sent Tom Cruise screaming to divorce court like a frightened schoolgirl. Seriously, there’s so much moose knuckle going on here, I’m amazed Sarah Palin hasn’t popped out of a cheese barrel and peppered Nicole with some buckshot.SARAH: *BAM* Oh, I got her there that time, dont’cha know.BYSTANDER: Jesus. You shot Nicole Kidman!SARAH: Don’t go bein’ a socialist now.BYSTANDER: Do you even know what that means?SARAH: ….. *BAM* 2012!
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