
Victoria Beckham scored a multi-million deal with Armani late last year and these are the first ads from her campaign. I call this one “Tom Cruise Stops By the Beckham House at an Inopportune Time. Flips the Fuck Out.” I don’t know how that’ll sell clothes, but what do I know? Besides everything.EDIT: Included David Beckham’s ad for the ladies. It’s what Jesus would do.

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January 14th, 2009

Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck have revealed their new baby girl’s name to the folks at People, and it’s Seraphina Rose Elizabeth Affleck - which sounds oddly familiar. Hmm, let’s take a look at the post some handsome devil wrote when the baby was born:
I happen to have the name of Jennifer and Ben’s new baby girl right here. It’s “God, I Wish You Were a Viable Acting Career Instead of a Baby Elizabeth Affleck.”
Yup, it’s official: I’m psychic. Of course, I already knew that and will now predict today’s PowerBall:4, Panda bear, F7, &, Burrito with a jetpack, 6, Elmo.I’ll be in touch to discuss my cut of the winnings. I know where you live.
Photos: WENN

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January 14th, 2009

This is weird, right? Kim Kardashian trying to hide from photographers and giving them the finger? I mean, Kim Kardashian turning down publicity and the chance to be photographed? It’s like watching a fat person turn down french fries. Or Michael Jackson turn down the opportunity to creep everybody the fuck out.

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January 14th, 2009