Archive for January 15th, 2009
Paris Hilton spent over two hours shopping at Arcade in Beverly Hills yesterday. And by shopping I mean she tried on clothes in the dressing room then tossed them on the floor for the peasants to bag up. Afterward, she handed her credit card out through the curtain which is, actually, kind of courteous hygienically speaking. On that note, Paris’ new haircut is prompting me to have a serious, heartfelt talk with my penis. *yells down pants* HERPES!I think that went well.
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January 15th, 2009
Ricardo Montalban of Fantasy Island and Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan fame passed away today at his home in Beverly Hills. People reports:
His son-in-law Gilbert Smith tells PEOPLE that Montalban had been in declining health for months and died from “complications of advancing age.”
“He was in peace,” said Smith, who said that the actor was surrounded by his children and grandchildren. “He will be missed.”Montalban was proceeded in death by one year by his wife of 63 years, Gorgiana Young, the younger sister of his frequent co-star Loretta Young.
“[She is] the only love of my life,” the actor said in 2004.
What a classy, debonair guy. And I’m actually not being sarcastic for once.Rest in Peace, Ricardo.
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January 15th, 2009
Here’s Kim Kardashian at STK in West Hollywood last night. The girl likes her meat, and there’s nothing wrong with that. Except she’s filming a workout video, and her butt could theoretically double as a wrecking ball which would, actually, be all kinds of awesome. That way when people say “Why the fuck is the girl famous?”, I can point to where a building used to be and say “Her ass did that.” Let’s make this happen. Get me the Public Works Commissioner on the line. Preferably drunk.
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January 15th, 2009
