An increasingly thin Lindsay Lohan went shopping in Malibu yesterday with her sister Ali. Now, I’m not saying Lindsay’s starting to look unhealthy, but I guarantee she threw some elbows in the laxative aisle. “Coke-elbows, activate! Hey, Ali, who’s living Lohan now, bitch? KERPOW! Aw, no way, buy one get one free dental dams…”
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Jeremy Piven stopped by Good Morning America to plead his case to Diane Sawyer today. Ari Gold claims to have had six times the levels of mercury found in a normal person which forced him to drop out of David Mamet’s Broadway play “Speed-the-Plow” causing producers and Mamet himself to question the legitimacy of Jeremy’s illness. Plus it didn’t help he was seen partying his ass off after every show. People reports:
“The only protein I got for 20 years was from fish,” says Piven, who adds that he ate sushi at least twice a day. “I kind of thought I was doing the right thing … As soon as I heard this, I stopped all fish whatsoever.”
Piven has admitted to being embarrassed by the situation, especially given the skeptical response he got from fans, late-night hosts and colleagues alike. Speed-the-Plow playwright David Mamet joked that Piven was leaving show business to “pursue a career as a thermometer.”
But Piven, who hasn’t eaten fish in five months, says he has no hard feelings: “[Mamet] is a brilliant playwright and that’s a funny line.”
While I don’t know if I believe Jeremy Piven’s “fishy” (You can’t teach that.) excuse, I do believe he’s a fucking lock for the lead role in Newsies 2: Reprint Like Whoa. Or an assclown of a dresser. It’s a toss-up.Video after the jump.
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Amanda Bynes has ended things with boyfriend Doug Reinhardt who she believes was using her for “her celebrity,” according to Us Magazine:
“She ended it. She had had enough,” a source close to the actress tells Usmagazine.com. “Her friends didn’t trust him. Everyone thought he was using her for celebrity. He was not good, and she was over it. It was definitely her who ended it.”
Using Amanda Bynes for her celebrity. Jesus. Way to bark up the wrong tree. Then again, this guy dated Lauren Conrad. Also, he might’ve been on to something with Amanda. Check out her views on marriage:
“I feel trapped with the idea of marriage,” she said. “How can you really be with somebody forever? I’d get bored! As I get older, I don’t settle. I’d rather tell somebody, ‘This is what I want — take it or leave it.’”
Wow. It’s like we share the same thoughts. Marry me? - - Oh, right, all that stuff you just said.
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