Alessandra Ambrosio did some relaxing in St. Barts yesterday while on location for Victoria’s Secret. I’m actually in these photos. You can’t see me because I’m disguised as an invisible sea turtle which is, undoubtedly, the greatest stealth costume one can wear. Until you get jet-skied in the kidney and bawl like a schoolgirl in front of a supermodel. Then it blows.
Add comment January 23rd, 2009
Sweet Santa. So, it’s apparently Victoria’s Secret Models in Bikinis Week, because following up Marisa Miller and Miranda Kerr, is Alessandra Ambrosio who’s also shooting in St. Barts. Damn, I knew I should have bought that island when I had the chance. And by had the chance I pointed to it on a globe then licked it - which I got to keep thus striking fear into the heart of my co-workers. Who’s not saving me a donut now, bitches? Globe Master commands you!
Add comment January 23rd, 2009
Welcome to The Superficial’s Gallery of Celebs Trying to Cheat Nature But Instead Looking Like Quasimodo’s Inbred Cousin, Fullmodo. You guys had such a blast with the last gallery, we decided to give it another go. So, who’s inside? Not even our greatest minds know for sure. But I bet Janice Dickinson’s first - because I’m psychic, ladies?
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