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Celeb News: Lindsay Lohan has eaten ‘two full meals.’ That should fix it.

The past week Lindsay Lohan has been just a line of coke away from becoming a real live Jack Skellington, but worry no more, folks. Her rep says Lindsay has eaten two full meals. At some point. Probably spaced days apart. Page Six reports:

Responding to rumors we heard that Lohan is “surviving on candy and Red Bull” and “completely stressed out” by her rocky relationship with Samantha Ronson, her flack in sisted she’s fine: “Lindsay is aware that she’s lost some weight due to stress, but we recently did a photo shoot and she ate two full meals.”

I’m sorry, but unless one of those meals was a Whopper the size of Reno, Lindsay’s going to need a tad bit more subsistence. Find out how much Jessica Simpson ate over the holidays, then go with about a fourth of that. Or maybe just an eighth, we don’t want to kill anybody.

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Celeb News: John Mayer inspires himself

Here’s a video of John Mayer giving himself a motivational pep talk that he made for TMZ. I don’t know if this is supposed to be funny, or convince me John Mayer eats human flesh. But nice Benjamin Button reference though. Because comparing yourself to Brad Pitt in a crazy meta online video is so the way to not make Jennifer Aniston’s vagina cry. Well played.

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