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Christina has announced to the world that she and her husband are expecting their first baby.

But the suprising element here is that she does not want to carry her own baby, but develop it in a testtube as she has no intention to suffer from the side effects of being impregnated.

When asked how it felt to be pregnant, Aguilera said, “I don’t know cuz I ain’t gettin’ fat and ugly and vomiting every morning and havin’ stretch marks and eatin’ weird crap! We’s doin the test tubey surrogate thang. I found some skanky ho to carry this fo me soes I doesn’t has to lose my figger.”

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